Hit A Worker.

On my way to work everyday, I drive through a construction zone and see the sign,

"Hit a worker

Pay 10,000"

And I always feel like it is more of a challenge than an actual deterrent to hitting workers. I read it in my mind with exclamation points:

"Hit a worker!

Pay 10,000!"

So naturally, I weave in and out of traffic, looking for workers, and trying my hardest to keep my sleepy little eyes open and alert enough to hit a worker, and hit them good and hard. You know, to get my 10,000 dollars worth.

So here's hoping today is the day. Cheers to Thursday my friends.