Call me Usher...

Beezcuz these are my confessions. 

I haven't blogged in about a year, so I thought I'd come back with some honesty and confess my current secret shames. 

1. I dropped an entire new box of kleenex in the toilet today and still plan on using them and not telling any unsuspecting guests where they have been.

2. I eat one bowl of ice cream every night. 

3. School is stressing me out, and I want it to be done so I can go back to watching TV whenever I want. 

4. Doing this MMA class twice a week makes me think that I can then eat whatever I want since I am doing something active. So I eat pizza at least three times a week. So sue me. 

5. I like Justin Beiber, and I listen to his new Christmas album often. 

6. I cry every week when I watch Parenthood. 

7. I drink too much Coke. 

8. I have a poopy attitude as soon as the weather changes in Springfield. I go from really enjoying life here in the summer, to thinking this is the worst place a person could possibly live ever as soon as its cold.

9. My resolve to eat healthy never lasts more than 2 weeks. So sue me. 

10. I watch Criminal Minds marathons even though they make me super paranoid. 

11. I take naps almost every day at work. And then complain about how I don't have time to do my schoolwork. 

12. I know Taco Bell doesn't actually serve "real" food, but I love it anyway. So sue me.

That's all I have, but I feel better having bared my soul to the digital world. I hope you dumb dumbs all have a great week and are getting excited for the year's most gluttonous holiday, Spanksgiving.