How's about a blog update: mobile phone edition. The babies are sleeping and I sit here, avoiding school, and satisfying the needs of my adoring fans, begging for an update.

At the babies' house, there is construction going on in the house that is right next to their backyard. With this construction, comes construction workers. Most of them are in their mid 40s with attractive guts and beards. However some appear to be under 30. Sometimes they like to work with their shirts off and the babies stare, and I try my hardest to send out the, "I'm the single nanny not a mother of three small children" vibe. Sometimes they say hello and talk for a minute. Usually after I hear them talk I wish that they hadn't and would just keep laboring away shirtlessly. I do kind of like having an entire workforce right over the fence though, so after lunch when we play in the sprinklers, I will put on my bikini and big floppy hat, sunglasses and delicately sip martinis as I lounge across the grass in a most graceful manner, and ignore the babies, so that I might secure a husband. Just kidding, I would never ignore the babies. They'll have their martinis too. What kind of nanny would I be if I drank alone in front of them?

Well that's all I have for the blogging world today, I have to go get my bathing suit and heels on and find a Virginia Slim to smoke seductively. Peace out bizzes.