1. I had to stop and get gas last night on my way home at ten or so. I felt like I was just asking to get my head chopped off. Gas stations in the dark when you are a small, cute, and wearing a mini skirt and red pumps is never a good idea.
2. It is still 70s here and I love the world for it. Thank you mother earth, and sorry that I don't recycle. Jk, there ain't no mother earth, just God and he told me to pillage the land.
3. My life is full of poopy diapers, goldfish, and sippy cups. It has got to be the easiest job I've ever had.
4. My skin is dry from the weather. I wish I had a home health aide to give me an oatmeal bath like the invalid I am.
5. I am working on a project to fill this frame I got with family pictures. My aunt sent me a few old ones of my grandma and grandpa that I like a lot. Here's one for your viewing pleasure.
7. I'd like a ped-egg. If that's a crime, then lock me up.
8. I know its not even November, but I've already started thinking about my birthday. I will be the big 25. I love being the youngest because now 25 doesn't seem old, but it did when other people turned that age. I would like to do something fun. And different. But I don't know what.
9. I'm tired of trying to eat healthy and still having the stomach of a pot-belly pig. Bring on the donuts. I mean seriously, why eat healthy if the belly stays. So annoying.
10. I'm excited for some good tv tonight. If you don't watch Cougar Town, you really should. It's really funny. I love my stories.
Hope everyone has a great rest of the week!
1. Whew, now I can breathe without an oxygen mask to assist me.
ReplyDelete2. It's kinda blah here. It hailed last night though.
3. I used to have a life like that. The only thing I still have is the fishy crackers. Ya gotta love em.
4. Um, Candace. Duh.
5. I love old pictures like that!
6. Girl, so close to sueing those mofo's.
7. I'd break you out and we could use them together. As long as you promise not to bite your toenails.
8. Get wasted.
9. Do some sit ups girl. Eating and cardio is not enough to lose fat. You have to do some strength training, too! I can't really talk, I do my arms and legs but not my belly as much as I should.
10. Cougar Town? Really? The shame.
i did my ten today, too. We are so like minded. We should have a crazy weekend in memphis for your birthday!
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean about being the youngest so you don't feel so old. I sometimes think I'm 25 but turns out I'm still just a baby 23. Numbers 1 and 4 made me laugh out loud. I don't even care, my coworkers already think I'm crazy. Love and hugs.
ReplyDeleteHaha what a great 10. I probably laughed at all of them especially 1,2,&4. And steph I'm already her aide, helllo? I mean how else could she smell so fresh and keep a clean house?
ReplyDeleteI'm reading back through all your old blogs and laughing really hard. Love ya girl.
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