So I know I've been 25 for a few days now, but I decided I needed to post this anyway, since it had been previously promised. I don't think I have aged any though, since yesterday the checker girl at Barnes and Noble asked me if my parent's had a membership there. So I promptly slapped her square across the face, took my books and left without paying. Ponk.
Also before I get to my list, let me just add in that it is so wretchedly cold here that I want to chop all my limbs off every time I leave the apartment. I wore 5 layers this morning, and I was still so cold. If it doesn't get warmer soon, my heart might just shrivel up and turn into nothing but an ice cube.
I had a good birthday, for those of you who might be wondering. We went out on Saturday, and I had a wonderful steak and mashed potatoes and I ate every last bite. I also had a Long Island Iced Tea which was also delicious and quite dangerous. There was an extremely tall waiter working, and after I had finished my drink, I could not stop laughing at how tall he was, and kept thinking about climbing on the table and jumping on his back. Cheers to me.
So here is my list, and I will add in the disclaimer that I could only actually think of 12 real things that I wanted to do in year 25, and this list just rapidly declines from there. Call me a girl with no goals and imagination, and I'll call you a cab.
1. Visit New York and see everything that I'd like to see; Statue of Liberty, Empire State building, Times Square, Central Park, 30 Rock...
2. Graduate with a Master's degree.
3. Travel out of the country again.
4. Ride my bike once a week once its not cold.
5. Stop using Facebook on a daily basis.
6. Be in the same place as Steph, Kim, Krista, and Joanna, at the same time.
7. Read a good book every month that is not related to school.
8. Become involved in church again.
9. Not be in anymore weddings.
10. Go to a Catholic mass. Hail Mary.
11. Volunteer somewhere consistently.
12. Make it to year 26.
13. Sell my virginity on ebay.
14. Obtain and maintain my perfect weight- 78 pounds.
15. Model for and publish my own swimsuit calendar.
16. I just don't have anymore in me. Maybe you guys can finish the last nine...
You're going to have to make an exception for number 9 when we are living in the nursing home and I convince some man with Alzheimers to marry me. All our other friends will be hanging out with their grandkids, so you'll have to put on your dress from Blumer's wedding again and be my MOH.
ReplyDelete16. (Because your 16 doesn't count!) Invent a cure for cancer.
ReplyDelete17. Become a hand model.
18. Win the lottery. (I can't believe you forgot this one.)
19. Star in a movie (when you're at your perfect weight).
20. Learn how to skate like Kristi Yamaguchi.
21. Give up tv for Lent.
22. Move back to California.
23. Adopt an orphan.
24. Open your very own nail salon (and learn Vietnamese as a by-product).
25. Perfect the bend-and-snap (this Legally Blonde).
Why was this so hard?!
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6. I like this a lot.
10. Um, why?
13. I laughed out loud, no lie.
16. Not only bite your toe nails but use your teeth to paint them as well.
ReplyDelete17. Pose for playboy.
18. Become a champion bobsledder.
19. Rob a bank and get away on a purple bike.
20. Get knocked up.
21. Tan once a day for two months straigh just to see if you get cancer.
22. Learn to sword fight and say "Hello. My name is Hilliria Kaududse. You killed my father, prepare to die."
23. Progressively dine but go to a bar on the first stop.
24. Come work as my minion during tax season.
25. Deliver water for Arrowhead (even though it's the most disgusting water ever).
Haha, I laughed at 13,14,&15.
ReplyDelete16. Own 3 cats and 4 dogs
17. Learn to blow fire out of your mouth
18. Drive Rex
19. Wear hot pink heels
20. Knit a sweater
21. Learn some awesome magic tricks
22. Consistently go to the gym
23. Shoot a gun
24. Post bail for a friend or stranger
25. Break a really large glass window